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i want 2 say something but it might be too controversial..
Lesbian: liqueurs & whiskey
Gay: cocktails and vodka
Bisexual: wines and champagnes
you know i really wanted to like this post, but there’s just one little thing that’s being overlooked
don’t make me do this ginger-ale-official
please… it is your duty
I’m sorry it has come to this. I wish we could have been friends
heterosexual: ginger ale
oh yeah? oh fucking yeah? I’m going to sell my soul to the devil in exchange for the assurance that he will place a thumb tack on the ground wherever you walk so you can never take off your shoes again. have fun sleeping in your loafers jackass
Caught in a rather good romance
It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D
…that is exactly what it sounds like
gamer tips: don’t waste your pokemon money on clothes!!! buy potions and supplies
me, the second i arrive on an island:

if you don’t buy a new outfit every island than you are playing the game in the most wrong way possible
Anonymous asked:
bobacupcake answered:
If you think about it, bath spells are just potions in which you are an ingredient
Justshowerthoughts? Is that you?
No no, this is bathtime thots
Anonymous asked:
bobacupcake answered:
lush employee: hello, how can I–
me: hello, potion seller. I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions.






